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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Jaysp656 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:17 pm

Granted, but it throws you (breaking your neck and killing you) and runs off. Later it meets up with the loli who pays it a large sum of money for the "hit"

I wish for a new profile name.

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by RyujinKiryuu on Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:08 pm

Jaysp656 wrote:Granted, but it throws you (breaking your neck and killing you) and runs off. Later it meets up with the loli who pays it a large sum of money for the "hit"

I wish for a new profile name.

Granted, Someone hacks the forums and changes random peoples names (your one of them), though because no one knows what name there account was changed to, they are no longer able to login. They all then make new accounts find this thread and assume it was your fault they lost there old accounts, because of your wish.
Unfortunately for you a few of these people are crazed psychos that get together, track you down and try to kill you, of course having caught on to there scheme you leave the country. Just in time too, as they blow your vacant house up only an hour after your departure.
A few years later one of there attempts to kill you goes horribly wrong and in the end local law enforcement pins everything on you.
You are arrested as a terrorist and accused of treason never to be heard from again.

I wish I knew Japanese.

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Hatless on Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:25 am

Granted but the Japanese is actually real japanese which isnt what all japanese people pretend to speak in front of foreigners wich in fact is fake japanese.... i really dont know where i am going with this... anyway because you know the real japanese, which they only use in secret, it isnt much help to you as you dont know the fake japanese that is used in anime and media and all their interactions with foreigners


i wish for a cupcake

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by RyujinKiryuu on Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:28 am

Granted a black widow laid spider eggs in it though before you ate it, some of the spiders survived being swallowed and proceed to bit the hell out of your stomach. In the end you are rushed to the hospital where they pump your stomach but you die anyways.

I wish for a wish to wish for. Twisted Evil

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Noobs on Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:51 am

granted but it was given in a dream and when you woke up, you forgot what it was

i wish for a broom

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by RyujinKiryuu on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:08 am

Granted, but its a talking broom that won't shut up and is very annoying. In the end you have to get rid of it or let it drive you insane.


I wish for happiness to all!!

mwahahahahah corrupt that!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Noobs on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:10 am

granted except you.

i wish for a toothpick

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by RyujinKiryuu on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:17 am

Granted the person next to you gets a toothpick.

I wish we could do half the crap that happens in anime. XD

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by AndyTheRealOne on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:20 am

granted but u die by doing the 2nd half

i wish i had vectors like lucy

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Noobs on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:25 am

granted but you wont like what they look like.

i wish for a glass of water

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Crazy Potato on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:19 am

Granted but the glass shattered.

I wish for cookies in perfect condition, taste is really great and the wrapping is made out of solid gold that can not be scratched in anyway possible and I can not loose it because of warranty but can be smelted for money only when I say so to the person doing so while he has it in the machine so nothing happens to it and then enjoy my cookies which can't not be spoil, stale nor crumble and is limitless in it's container of which the gold comes back after smelting and they can only be eaten by only me. Smile

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by johnstang2 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:59 am

Granted but then the wishing demons took pity on the populace by saying your wish was nullified for no apparent reason.

(I know its lame but he made the wish almost foolproof)

I wish I can see everyone's signatures once again (for some strange reason I cant see anyone who uses grumpybumpers sig rotator nor am I able to pull that site up)

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Jaysp656 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:42 pm

Granted but no one can see yours

I wish for the perfect wish

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:44 pm

Crazy Potato wrote:Granted but the glass shattered.

I wish for cookies in perfect condition, taste is really great and the wrapping is made out of solid gold that can not be scratched in anyway possible and I can not loose it because of warranty but can be smelted for money only when I say so to the person doing so while he has it in the machine so nothing happens to it and then enjoy my cookies which can't not be spoil, stale nor crumble and is limitless in it's container of which the gold comes back after smelting and they can only be eaten by only me. Smile
Granted but Kim Jon Un wants this "perfect cookie" and declares war on the US in order to get it. You try to tell him that only you can eat them but this angers him even more since he can't enjoy the cookies. So he decides to launch nukes at the US to forever bury the cookies in a file of rubble along with everything else. But the US launches it's Nukes in return before it is destroyed and this frightens all the other counties with them who then launch theirs as well. Luckily you are one of the few people to survive (Wow Un is a horrible shot) so you can still enjoy the cookies while you struggle to fight off radiation poisoning. Also since pretty most of the food is now gone everyone wants your cookies as well so now you have to go into hiding. Then you freeze to death because of the nuclear winter.

I granted this one since the other guy said he couldn't corrupt it and a wish that detailed deserved a decent response.


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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Doomguy on Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:21 pm

I your grant wish with no strings attached! Sadly you failed to take advantage of your chance.

I wish to have super speed.
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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Jaysp656 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:13 pm

Granted but you immediately die from using too powerful a drug silent

I wish to rescind my last wish

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by RyujinKiryuu on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:05 pm

granted, but subsequently it brakes the time space continuum killing us all!!

I hope your happy, massacred all life in the universe.


I wish Jaysp was forced to watch the 10hour version of nyan cat.

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:14 pm

RyujinKiryuu wrote:granted, but subsequently it brakes the time space continuum killing us all!!

I hope your happy, massacred all life in the universe.


I wish Jaysp was forced to watch the 10hour version of nyan cat.

Granted but you have to watch the 100 hour version at a super high pitch.

I wish I was god.

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by RyujinKiryuu on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:43 pm

Granted, your human brain is constantly interfering with all your human desires and you end up causing an internal conflict that builds on and on slowly isolating yourself from your subjects until you are finally forgotten thus ceasing to be a god


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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Doomguy on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:28 pm

Granted but it blows up because the AI is a cheating bastard anyway

I wish I had a time control remote that lets me pause and resume reality at the touch of a button.
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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Jaysp656 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:04 am

Granted but it gets stuck on pau.....









I wish for a monkey

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by johnstang2 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:39 am

Granted but it unfortunately its in the form of a stuffed animal.

I wish to join the polar bear club - the one that jumps into ice cold water wearing birthday suit.

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Jaysp656 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:58 am

(I never said alive or not Twisted Evil )

Granted though you meet a real polar bear who thinks your a fish.


I wish that I would not die until I chose to

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Wampa on Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:10 pm

Granted but it comes with massive depression and constant suicidal thoughts

I wish i had a pet wampa that obeyed my commands

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Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by johnstang2 on Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:21 pm

granted but unfortunately it only eats homework and scares your girlfriends away.

I wish for a robot maid.

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