Corrupt my wish

Page 5 of 20 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... 12 ... 20  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:52 pm

johnstang2 wrote:Granted as in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison for the rest of your life. Laughing

I wish I had a very rich girlfriend.

Granted and not only is she rich she is kind, good at everything she does, and is beautiful. But right when you are ready to propose her old fiance comes back and she dumps you for him.



I wish I could control minds.

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Doomguy on Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:37 pm

Granted, but your power cannot be controlled and everyone falls under a zombie state dooming the whole world Evil or Very Mad

I wish for a playstation 5
avatar
Doomguy
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 492
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 28
Location : High security asylum room in JD
The Anime Cafe

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by johnstang2 on Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:44 pm

Granted but it breaks down before you can play it.

I wish to be the Captain of the Yamato.

_________________
Signature courtesy of L3GION
MAL
avatar
johnstang2
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 1089
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 50
Location : Here, There, Nowhere, and Everywhere.

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:46 pm

Doomguy wrote:Granted, but your power cannot be controlled and everyone falls under a zombie state dooming the whole world Evil or Very Mad

I wish for a playstation 5
Granted but the system costs $50000 dollars, you can't play used games on it, and the only games they make for the system are educational games. Also purchase of this system is mandatory by schools.

I wish I could enter people's dreams.

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Doomguy on Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:51 pm

Forgot how to multi qoute so John first

Granted but it sunk in WWII by the Americans (hehe)

For Meta, Granted but my dreams kill you, wake you up, then kill you again

I wish for X-Ray vision
avatar
Doomguy
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 492
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 28
Location : High security asylum room in JD
The Anime Cafe

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by johnstang2 on Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:58 pm

Granted but since X-rays uses radiation you form a rare form of cancer and die soon afterwards.

I wish I was a doctor.

_________________
Signature courtesy of L3GION
MAL
avatar
johnstang2
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 1089
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 50
Location : Here, There, Nowhere, and Everywhere.

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Doomguy on Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:02 pm

Granted but you are soon sued for malpractice because you never earned the degree.

I wish for blazing fast internet speed that is cheap
avatar
Doomguy
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 492
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 28
Location : High security asylum room in JD
The Anime Cafe

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by johnstang2 on Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:05 pm

Granted but because its so fast and very cheap thousands of nasty viruses invade your computer - burning up you motherboard.

I wish for a new top of the line computer.

_________________
Signature courtesy of L3GION
MAL
avatar
johnstang2
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 1089
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 50
Location : Here, There, Nowhere, and Everywhere.

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Doomguy on Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:27 pm

Granted but it's so intelligent it takes over your home, then it turns off all fire alarms, turns the oven on full blast starting a fire, turns you car on via remote, crashes into your room trapping you, and you burn or suffocate to death. (Sneaky machine)

I wish for teleporters to be invented
avatar
Doomguy
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 492
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 28
Location : High security asylum room in JD
The Anime Cafe

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by johnstang2 on Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:29 pm

Granted unfortunately you are chosen as the test subject and it scatters your molecules throughout the galaxy never to be seen again. (wow what a why to perish.)

I wish that replicators were invented. (yes I am part Trekkie - so what?)

_________________
Signature courtesy of L3GION
MAL
avatar
johnstang2
Vasto Lorde

Male Posts : 1089
Join date : 2013-01-18
Age : 50
Location : Here, There, Nowhere, and Everywhere.

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:51 pm

johnstang2 wrote:Granted unfortunately you are chosen as the test subject and it scatters your molecules throughout the galaxy never to be seen again. (wow what a why to perish.)

I wish that replicators were invented. (yes I am part Trekkie - so what?)

Granted but then the Borg appear and assimilate everyone!

I wish I had a pet dragon that was loyal and would never hurt me or anyone that I didn't tell him to.

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by - The Rose - on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:52 pm

granted however the first time u forget to feed him, He will brun your house to the ground.

i wish i lived in canadia
avatar
- The Rose -
Shinigami

Male Posts : 313
Join date : 2013-01-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:59 pm

- The Rose - wrote:granted however the first time u forget to feed him, He will brun your house to the ground.

i wish i lived in canadia
granted but you hit a moose and die.

I wish for a pet mermaid that wouldn't die before me or run away.

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by - The Rose - on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:04 pm

granted, but u have to live in the ocean for the rest of your life.

i wish I had a trillion dollars
avatar
- The Rose -
Shinigami

Male Posts : 313
Join date : 2013-01-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:16 pm

- The Rose - wrote:granted, but u have to live in the ocean for the rest of your life.

i wish I had a trillion dollars

I kinda like swimming so assuming my mermaid helped make me comfortable int the seas (or even better gave me the ability to breath underwater) I'd be fine.

Anyway granted but you have to work for Satan for a trillion years to pay it off.

I wish for mud.

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by - The Rose - on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:25 pm

granted just look in your yard i'm sure uhae plenty. however u sink in it like quicksand

i wish for an unbreakable dome shield for my house
avatar
- The Rose -
Shinigami

Male Posts : 313
Join date : 2013-01-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:37 pm

- The Rose - wrote:granted just look in your yard i'm sure uhae plenty. however u sink in it like quicksand

i wish for an unbreakable dome shield for my house

Granted but it is also air proof and they forgot to give you the key and there is no one to get it inside. You have enough air for 24 hours.

I wish the sun changed colors everyday. Like Monday could be blue while Tuesday it would be green. Actually just have it follow the color Pattern Haruhi used for those head bands in the first episode.

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by - The Rose - on Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:53 pm

granted but each day the sun gives u a different skin disease unless it is yellow

i wish for the key for my unbreakable dome shield
avatar
- The Rose -
Shinigami

Male Posts : 313
Join date : 2013-01-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by MacMeaties on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:12 pm

Granted but it can only be used from the outside.

I wish for an unlimited supply of beef jerky.
avatar
MacMeaties
Shinsengumi

Male Posts : 130
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 28
Location : Look behind you... I'm not there.
The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by - The Rose - on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:16 pm

granted but u will get sick of eating it and u cannot throw it away.

i wish for unlimited amounts of ice cream
avatar
- The Rose -
Shinigami

Male Posts : 313
Join date : 2013-01-18

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:17 pm

- The Rose - wrote:granted but u will get sick of eating it and u cannot throw it away.

i wish for unlimited amounts of ice cream

Granted But since you are still apparently in the dome (you wished for the key previously) you get the ice cream in the form of snow which slowly buries you alive. Think of it like a snow globe but with ice cream, you inside of it, and the snow doesn't stop falling until the dome is filled and you're dead.

I wish for unlimited amounts of my favorite Pizza!

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Hatless on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:21 pm

wow that is harsh

Granted but the pizza just multiplies and multiplies coating your walls and floors in pizza which in time goes rotten filling your house with the smell of decaying pizza. This attracts insects to fill your house and you die from chocking on insets.

anyway i wish for a peaceful and painless death

_________________
Spoiler:

I wonder if anyone ever opens this.
avatar
Hatless
Bronze Saint

Male Posts : 142
Join date : 2013-01-19
Location : if i told you, you would kill me XD
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club Designing Club Cooking Club The League of Legends Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:29 pm

Hatless wrote:wow that is harsh

Granted but the pizza just multiplies and multiplies coating your walls and floors in pizza which in time goes rotten filling your house with the smell of decaying pizza. This attracts insects to fill your house and you die from chocking on insets.

anyway i wish for a peaceful and painless death

Granted but right before it takes effect you find true love, happiness, and everything you ever wanted. Also while the death is physically painless it is also slow so you have to watch as you slowly lose your dream life. (I am being vicious lately with this wishes).

I wish for a Loli (No I'm not a Lolicon I just want to see what response someone can come up with).

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Hatless on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:36 pm

you know that actually wouldnt bother me, i am kinda messed up like that XD but nice corruption none the less

granted but the Loli takes photos of her self in the shower and claims to police that you took them without her permission. the police arrest you and put you on the sexual offenders register, also the loli then get moved to a different location and gets a restraining order on you.


i wish i could make a simple corruption

_________________
Spoiler:

I wonder if anyone ever opens this.
avatar
Hatless
Bronze Saint

Male Posts : 142
Join date : 2013-01-19
Location : if i told you, you would kill me XD
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club Designing Club Cooking Club The League of Legends Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Metazoxan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:58 pm

Hatless wrote:you know that actually wouldnt bother me, i am kinda messed up like that XD but nice corruption none the less

granted but the Loli takes photos of her self in the shower and claims to police that you took them without her permission. the police arrest you and put you on the sexual offenders register, also the loli then get moved to a different location and gets a restraining order on you.


i wish i could make a simple corruption

Granted but now the corruption of your wishes are unbelievably complicated. So now as you go to school you will find a dog which you will feel compelled to adopt, but after taking care of it for a year it will run away and while looking for him you will find a girl and eventually marry her. But then an old girlfriend will show up and kill her out of jealousy. She will be quickly arrested of course and while you are drunk in a bar you will meet a girl who used to pick on you. It turns out she always liked you and you will start dating her but then you will find out she is working for the FBI and you accidentally see something top secret. She says you will have to come with her or she will have to kill you so you do and end up becoming an agent yourself. You rise to the top and become the head of the agency only to be betrayed by the girl who it turns out is a double agent. She will let you live but now you are on the run so you change your apperance, take the same John Smith, and live in the pan handle of Florida for the rest of your life selling beach equipment to tourists. Well you do until the aliens abduct and dissect you.

I wish for a pony.

_________________
Click this link(You know you want to)
"It's okay if I'm a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"... Nanoha

I am the president of the Manga club
avatar
Metazoxan
Saiya-Jin

Male Posts : 793
Join date : 2013-01-17
Age : 24
Location : If I told you I'd have to kill you
The Anime Cafe The New Release Club

Back to top Go down

Re: Corrupt my wish

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 5 of 20 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ... 12 ... 20  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum